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Post by chuckcogan » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 12:46 am

Vanishing Point kicks ASS :D
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Post by chuckcogan » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 12:51 am

ohhhhhh....The Beast...
now THERE is a WEIRD movie LOL :lol:
nothing id watch twice hahahah :D

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wtf....did you delete you previous post steve?
the one with the link to http://imdb.com/title/tt0072752/
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Post by Steve Sole » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 12:51 am

I have to check all this shit out.....
But I have to do something else first, and that is E7.
Will get on it but.

Shit sorry mate, I think I deleted the link, cause I thought I screwed it up!
http://imdb.com/title/tt0072752/
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Apparently not!

Jesus, is there anything you haven't seen?

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Post by Steve Sole » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 12:57 am

Ahh....The beast In Heat!
He always reminded me of my mate Bob.
Bob would wilfully savage (in a good way), any poor woman he could get his paws on.
He used to look a bit like The Beast too.

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Post by blastik » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 12:58 am

As I remember, didn't Mark base his Troubleman guise after the classic blaxpoitation film of the same name?
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Post by chuckcogan » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 1:03 am

As I remember, didn't Mark base his Troubleman guise after the classic blaxpoitation film of the same name?
Mister T, baby!
yepp he sure did....
a very good one at that aswell :D
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Post by Steve Sole » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 1:07 am

LOL
Mr. T is cold hard steel! He'll give you peace of mind...piece by piece!
Sounds like Mr. Pulusha indeed!

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Post by Steve Sole » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 1:09 am

Shit guys, I'm off to bed.
See you both during the week.

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Post by blastik » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 1:10 am

here's the link to the Grindhouse trailer for those who are interested...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/weinstein ... large.html

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Post by thewalker » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 5:37 am

vanishing point is fantastic!!!!..

i rewatched it a couple of months ago with a mate, (dont ever even think about watching the shite remake with jason priestly, totaly ruined).

i used to use samples from the movie on mixtapes and on the radio backin the day, even before the scream used it in their album.

worth watching just for the poetry that comes from super souls lips.

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Post by Steve Sole » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 4:14 pm

Blastik (this baby's for you) :lol:

If only all film reviews were written like this

“I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It’s called 300. I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule.

It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.

The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.

I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.

TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE:

COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES

Who gives a shit if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.

COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS

Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back.

Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.

NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)

These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.

Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.

Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?

My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.

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Post by Suz » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 4:17 pm

vanishing point is fantastic!!!!..
Saw Vanishing Point last year. I enjoyed it but was confused about a few things (as was a bit sleepy at the time) so may need to watch it again!

:D
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Post by Steve Sole » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 4:22 pm

"nunsploitation"?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

this just get's better and better, and better, and.....

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Post by chuckcogan » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 7:05 pm

nice one Suz :D
can only remember seeing 2 nunsploitation flix so far....
was s riot i must say....cant remember what thy were called though
its mostly my mate who got all the really weird shit hehehehe :D
i just keep the coolweird shit hahahha :D
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Post by chuckcogan » Sun 08 Apr, 2007 7:10 pm

So sorry for the unashamed plug but if you like any of the music from those films then you can check them out on his website: http://www.moviegrooves.com
you serious??
thats YOUR guys website?
sweet :D
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