Mark Pritchard, I am gonna come down there, with the biggest cowbell ever, and the craziest brown wig you ever did see, and I'm gonna stand outside your front door at three in the morning and beat that bell like the man possesed I truly am!
What the hell is going on here? Jonny Cash is not country - the man would be turning in his grave. It's plain to hear the man's heart is in folk music; you know, that lovely compilation you did with all those other folkey tunes on there too??
Hayhook! Jeezo - man, you're doing too much jumping about with that troupe of yours. DOLLY PARTON!! Christ man - THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
My Mum's away to see Dolly on Friday in Belfast - my MOTHER!!!
Honest to God, have you'z all gone completely mad, over the space of 24 hours!
Where's Cogan and Walker to sort all this out?