.... you go bush for three years in the charming company of Terry Nutkins, and what happens to the board? Did Terry really sacrifice a pair of his finest fingers to the otter, Edal, for so little?
Sure, Tom Middleton's now become a travelling acrobat with a penchant for lurking behind the elephant enclosure after hours...... Mark Pritchard's Elephant Dub was a cheeky homage to Mr Middleton's big top bestiality.
And Mr Pritchard's ill-advised career move into presenting Springwatch, heartlessly making Bill Oddie redundant, still leaves a sour taste in the mouth.
If you're interested, Pritchard, Oddie's now forced to eek out a humble living playing harmonica solos on Cash In The Attic!!!!
Yes, our musical heroes have succumbed to the bright lights of the circus and BBC wildlife programmes, but we have no reason to fall from the moral high ground and descend into silence!